If I Weren't A Girl Scout

If I weren't a Girl Scout, I wonder what I'd be
If I weren't a Girl Scout...
A bird watcher I would be
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!
Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!

2.    Waitress...Here's your order, please leave more than a quarter!
3.    Cheerleader...Go go, fight fight, gee I hope I look alright!
4.    Valley girl...the sun, so bare, is bleaching out my lovely hair
5.    Plumber...Plunge plunge, flush flush, look out below!  SWOOSH!
6.    Carpenter...Two by four nail it to the floor! BANG, BANG!
7.    Teacher...Sit down, be quiet, throw away your gum.
8.    Flight attendant ...Coffee, tea, here's your little bag, BLEH!
9.    Farmer...Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck!
10.  Doctor...Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!
11.  Electrician...Positive, negative, buzz zap, make it go
12.  Politician...Raise the taxes and lower the pay, vote for me on Election Day!
13.  Pizza maker...30 minute, fast delivery! YUM!! YUM!!!
14.  Preacher ...Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to...
15.  Lifeguard...Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan!
16.  Lawyer...my client wasn't there, Judge didn't Care, QUILTY!
17.  Engineer...Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine.
18.  Ranger...Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.
19.  Leader...Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap
20.  Baby doll..."Hug me, kiss me, take me home!  No!"
21.  Truck driver..."Oh dear, can't steer, put the stupid thing in gear!"
22.  Master chef...Bake the Cake, Grill the Meat, Now it's time to eat!
23.  Ice cream lady..."Tooty fruity, tooty fruity, fresh ice cream!"
24.  Golfer...fore its in the water (make golfing motion and point)
25.  Biker...vrm, vrm, watch out man (twist wrist like giving motorcycle gas)
26.  Teacher...2 + 2 is 4, duh ...(slap head)
27.  Boy scout -AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

  Go to Scouting Web Home Page